Saturday, August 8, 2020

Congratulations! You have just passed Serpent Level XII

Last evening we had a rattlesnake encounter.   When I say “we” I mean me and 4 bitches.  Every night I go out and change sprinklers, do some hand watering, enjoy the garden and I bring my girls with me.   I went out a bit later than usual so it was more like dusk, you know the time when it starts getting darker fast.   So I was in a casual hurry. 

I was at the back of the house and getting ready to go over a wall and turn off some sprinklers when I heard the ominous sound of a rattle. It did not register as an actual snake just a weird noise. I turned around and all 4 bitches were in a surround face off with a rattlesnake from a cautiously curious distance. I could see the snake’s blurry outline in the dark on the lawn. The rattle was surprisingly loud. To be honest it is the first time I have actually ever heard a real one in person. 
The dogs were in a cartoon like stare down mode.   It flashed thru my mind how do I get all 4 dogs away from this terribly interesting development. It was just a quick flash because I did not have time to contemplate or make a plan but I was torn between calling the dogs to me or getting Yanni out to help.   I opted for a little of both.   I called all the dogs to me in a very OH MY GOD GET OVER HERE CAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DONT voice.  To my surprise all 4 dogs came to me and went right in the house with little to no argument.    In a breathless panicked voice I shouted to Yanni about the snake.  It took me some time to be coherent and get all the words out properly.  He jumped and went to get the snake wrangling tools.   By then it was pretty dark.    I went back outside to keep an eye on the snake but as I got close the rattling started back up and so I backed away.  I never saw him, I just heard him. This was one mad snake.   If the loudness of the rattle counts for anything, it was also a big one.

Yanni finally arrived with tools but the flashlight was not strong enough.   Funny thing we always have flashlights locked and loaded EXCEPT last night.   It took forever for my nervous hands to get batteries into a flashlight that actually worked.   By this time the snake was gone.  Yanni searched for it for a while but to no avail.   

I was no longer shaking but the images and feeling of doom were hard to shake.   I slept restless and it was still on my mind when I woke.   There are images from life that seer themselves into your brain and this is one of them.    If I were a painter I would be painting it now.   Three Staffords and a Bull Terrier of different ages and experience surrounding a snake rearing up in the lawn and the light very low is without a doubt a once in a lifetime sight to behold.    The expression on each dog was different but all were cautious except Scarlet who was mildly more interested in jumping up to get a fig out of an overhanging branch.  Looking back now,
I think if the snake had struck it would have been game on.   The other three would have torn it up.  As it was they were waiting for it to move.  As long as the snake was still I had time.   I probably only had seconds because it was just a matter of time before one of them decided to make the snake move.  I really did not want to take a dog to emergency and pay $2,000 and deal with the after care. 

I have lived in rattlesnake country for over 30 years.  We have had numerous encounters.   Our experience here is real.  It does not come from book or videos.  I have had one dog bitten.   It was in the back of a hind leg so I figure she stepped on it.   There was one encounter between Madison and a big one at my old house that turned out well but this one is by far the most dramatic.   Being dark definitely added a new twist on it.     I love it here.   This is my home.   This is my crazy ass dog’s home too.    This is also the home of numerous creatures that carry all sorts of different degrees of difficulty.   I guess it is like a video game and we just reached a new level.